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roseembolism) wrote2008-04-29 06:12 pm
roseembolism) wrote2008-04-29 06:12 pm
Neuter those trucks!
Some of you may have seen this bit of news, where the Florida legislature is trying to outlaw truck nutz.
Granted, I agree that dangling testicles from the back of a 4X4 or jacked-up-truck is the height of tackiness, if not a desperate display of machismo to compensate for a personal lack of stature (and well, you know that given the cars they owners are driving, that's probably a concern already). However, honestly, legislation is far from the best way to deal with this problem.
SOLUTION!
The best way to deal with truck nutz, is to wait until they park, then sneak behind the truck, take out a pair of shears, and *snip!*. Then you take some diluted ketchup, and splash it both on the dangling remnants, and the balls on the ground. For real fun, get some red licorice tubes, and push them in both parts.
Not that I say, carry a special "road kit" with me containing shears, ketchup and red licorice...why that would be impolite.
Granted, I agree that dangling testicles from the back of a 4X4 or jacked-up-truck is the height of tackiness, if not a desperate display of machismo to compensate for a personal lack of stature (and well, you know that given the cars they owners are driving, that's probably a concern already). However, honestly, legislation is far from the best way to deal with this problem.
SOLUTION!
The best way to deal with truck nutz, is to wait until they park, then sneak behind the truck, take out a pair of shears, and *snip!*. Then you take some diluted ketchup, and splash it both on the dangling remnants, and the balls on the ground. For real fun, get some red licorice tubes, and push them in both parts.
Not that I say, carry a special "road kit" with me containing shears, ketchup and red licorice...why that would be impolite.