HE'S cute, yes. Don't look at any of the other deep-sea critters on that site if you want to sleep, ever.

Going from the notes on the snail, I can see the end of of a long campaign-- the new adventurers plunk their kill down in front of the merchant, expecting their reward. He frowns, prods the snail's foot with a stick, and says, "That's pyrite-- a FOOL'S gold-footed snail. What are you trying to pull on this old timer?"