2004-12-23

roseembolism: (Default)
2004-12-23 11:06 am

It was the day before the day before the night before Christmass

And nearly everybody in the office had taken the day off with a personal day. So I'm taking care of the secondary work that I've been putting off to do more important tasks, and singing the Bored Song*

"Bored bored bored bored da bored de bored..."

It doesn't help my day that all the people who had department parties have left their food behind, so the kitchen counter is covered with apple pie, chocolate cream pie, and my special peanut butter peanut-butter cup cookies. I have been pleading with people to eat this stuff (especially the peanut butter peanut-butter cup cookies), with the result that my coworkers are now avoiding me. I think the chocolate cream pie is whispering my name.

It's going to be a long day. I'm starting to wonder if I can sneak the Dead Milkmen into the office CD/radio...best stick with Timo Maas and Pizicatto 5 for now.

"Bored bored bored bored da bored de bored..."


*It's just like the Doom song from Invader Zim, except with Bored instead of Doom. Feel free to sing along.
roseembolism: (Default)
2004-12-23 01:33 pm

Six months later...

...bored bored bored de bored bored da bored dee bored...

I decided against playing the Specials- even in the currently relaxed atmosphere, singing along to "Naaked wo-man, Naaked man, where did you get that nice suntan" might be beyond the pale.

The chocolate cream pie is telling me that my money is no good here.

All paperwork and no play makes Dr. Gonzo a dull boy
All paperwork and no play makes Dr. Gonzo a dull boy
All paperwork and no play makes Dr. Gonzo a dull boy
All paperwork and no play makes Dr. Gonzo a dull boy
All paperwork and no play makes Dr. Gonzo a dull boy
All paperwork and no play makes Dr. Gonzo a dull boy
All paperwork and no play makes Dr. Gonzo a dull boy
All paperwork and no play makes Dr. Gonzo a dull boy
roseembolism: (Default)
2004-12-23 04:04 pm

Holiday thoughts...

Well, I'm out of here early. So, to put Christmas in it's proper religious perspective...

Christmas and Christianity have had a special relationship, ever since Jesus went to the temple and matched the money changers with his own 40% OFF SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SALE! The baby Jesus wants you to ring up that credit card debt on Christmas stuff- it's not only good for the economy, it's good for the U.S., and good for Christ- all of which I have been assured, are pretty much the same thing.

Remember:

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! CONSUME! CONSUME!