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roseembolism) wrote2004-12-23 04:04 pm
roseembolism) wrote2004-12-23 04:04 pm
Holiday thoughts...
Well, I'm out of here early. So, to put Christmas in it's proper religious perspective...
Christmas and Christianity have had a special relationship, ever since Jesus went to the temple and matched the money changers with his own 40% OFF SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SALE! The baby Jesus wants you to ring up that credit card debt on Christmas stuff- it's not only good for the economy, it's good for the U.S., and good for Christ- all of which I have been assured, are pretty much the same thing.
Remember:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! CONSUME! CONSUME!
Christmas and Christianity have had a special relationship, ever since Jesus went to the temple and matched the money changers with his own 40% OFF SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SALE! The baby Jesus wants you to ring up that credit card debt on Christmas stuff- it's not only good for the economy, it's good for the U.S., and good for Christ- all of which I have been assured, are pretty much the same thing.
Remember:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! CONSUME! CONSUME!