ext_84828 ([identity profile] random-girl.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] roseembolism 2009-04-06 09:30 pm (UTC)

You mean I'm not a ninja-vampire?

Well, that explains the squat, Caucasian body and the complete lack of dexterity. It doesn't explain, however, why the sun hates me and burns me at every opportunity. You'd think one would get super strength and speed for such a disadvantage...but you'd be wrong...

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