The ceramic range cleaner is a bit odd, but at least it's highly useful and kind of pricey. It also sounds like something that someone may have come up with knowing you have a ceramic range?

As far as the light bulb goes, I dunno- maybe we complained about how dark our apartment is where they could overhear it? Or they were worried about our electric bills? Or maybe they had five minutes to get over to my mom's place, and grabbed for the first thing in the utility closet?

I'm just glad I didn't get a used dustpan, or a bag of dog kibble. ;')