I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-22 12:00 pm

A Timeless Collection of 24 Cute Cat Memes for Your Thursday Treat

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Well done hardworking hooman, you have made it to the day before, the day before the weekend. An achievement that is not to be sniffed at, and one that not everyone has made this week. And while your manager might not think it appropriate to celebrate such an achievement, we most certainly do, and we have prepawed quite the special treat for you to celebrate.

It is of course this timeless collection of cute cat memes that serve to buoy your spirits, calm your mind, comfort your soul and reenergize your mind. So find yourself a feline-approved spot (far from people, tight and cozy, preferably with the option for a blanket), and curl up with these pawdorable cat children for your Thursday treat. 

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-05-22 11:00 am

26 Furrbulous Feline Funnies to Inspire a Fluffy Funny Day

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

What would we do in a world without cat memes? Well, someone would have to invent this concept, because it's pretty hard not to combine the pure hilarity of cats and the virality potential of internet memes. If we've lived in a world where cat memes don't exist, they'd have to be invented at some point, this way or another.

But what about a world that doesn't have either cats or memes? First of all, we refuse to think of a world with no cats. But a world with no memes? That was true for most of history. We're surprised stone-chiseled cat memes were not a thing before the memes on the internet came into existence. So yes, we really think that in a world where cat memes didn't exist - they would exist. In one way or another. At some point in time.

Think about how lucky we all are to live in a time where funny cat memes don't just exist - they practically rule the internet with an iron fist. So why not enjoy some silly feline funnies while we're at it?

Snopes.com ([syndicated profile] snopes_feed) wrote2025-05-22 07:41 pm

Clarifying claims that cheating 'after signing marriage papers' will be illegal in 2026

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Some U.S. states do have laws criminalizing adultery, but lawyers generally advise against attempting to bring charges.
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-22 08:00 pm

This Story Is A Total Bore

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Comeuppance Just Desserts Getting What They Deserve

Just as he got to the top, he missed the rung with his ladder hand, so he tossed the wrench up to the platform to grab a rung with the wrench hand. Proving that Murphy never sleeps, the wrench flew unerringly into the open bore hole.

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-22 07:00 pm

Never Pick A Fight With An Old Jewish Woman

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Me: "Hey, pal, there's a numbered ticketing system."
Jerk: "Oh sure, because grandma here has soooo many important places to be today."
Me: "That's why there's a numbering system, so jerks like you have to wait in line like everyone else."

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Lawyers, Guns & Money ([syndicated profile] lawyersgunsmoneyblog_feed) wrote2025-05-22 06:57 pm

Trump administration blocks Harvard from enrolling new foreign students, and will expel from the cou

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Obviously elite institutions in this country have a lot of problems and things to criticize, but let’s recognize that everybody in America is now either on the side of fascism, which is what this is, or is resisting it in whatever way they can (neutrality in these circumstances is simply collaboration in its most cowardly form). Gift link:

The Trump administration on Thursday halted Harvard University’s ability to enroll international students, taking aim at a crucial funding source for the nation’s oldest and wealthiest college in a major escalation in the administration’s efforts to pressure the elite school to fall in line with the president’s agenda.

The administration notified Harvard about the decision after a back-and-forth in recent days over the legality of a sprawling records request as part of the Department of Homeland Security’s investigation, according to three people with knowledge of the negotiations. The people spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the matter publicly. . .

About 6,800 international students attended Harvard this year, or roughly 27 percent of the student body, according to university enrollment data. That was up from 19.7 percent in 2010.

The move is likely to have a significant effect on the university’s bottom line. Tuition at Harvard is $59,320 for the school year that begins later this year, and costs can rise to nearly $87,000 when room and board are included. International students tend to pay larger shares of education costs compared with other students.

A spokesman for Harvard called the administration’s action “unlawful.”

“We are fully committed to maintaining Harvard’s ability to host our international students and scholars, who hail from more than 140 countries and enrich the university — and this nation — immeasurably,” said Jason Newton, the university’s director of media relations. “We are working quickly to provide guidance and support to members of our community. This retaliatory action threatens serious harm to the Harvard community and our country, and undermines Harvard’s academic and research mission.”

Trump, his administration, and all his supporters in the government, the courts, and the public at large, are the enemy. We are now in a cold civil war, and the sooner people recognize that, from the administration of the nation’s most prestigious university, to the line cook in a restaurant who wonders why his co-workers keep disappearing, the better.

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Whatever ([syndicated profile] scalziwhatever_feed) wrote2025-05-22 06:09 pm

The Big Idea: Christy Climenhage

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The world can be a dark and scary place. It would be foolish not to acknowledge this, but to author Christy Climenhage, it’s also important to acknowledge the ways in which we all keep on keepin’ on in the trying times. Follow along in the Big Idea for her debut novel, The Midnight Project, and see how the world is ending, and yet still going.

CHRISTY CLIMENHAGE:

There are lots of themes underlying my debut sci-fi thriller, The Midnight Project: genetic engineering gone wrong, man-made ecological collapse, what it means to be human, what exactly is wrong with late-stage capitalism and the commodification of science. But for me, the Big Idea behind my book lies in the resilience of the two main characters who just keep going as everything collapses around them. The book asks: how do we live a good and meaningful life in a crumbling world? How do we muddle through the pre-apocalypse? 

I’m slightly appalled by how familiar this fictional dystopian world feels – powerful billionaires, dying pollinators, corporate greed, off-the-charts scientific possibilities but everything is spiraling into disaster. These days (today, I mean), I can read about ultra-rich men with a messianic complex who want to save humanity while carelessly destroying the environment, or mining companies that want to strip the ocean floor before even bothering to map its ecosystems. Philip K. Dick and Octavia Butler would weep. J.R.R. Tolkien would be mightily pissed off at the companies stealing words from his realms to name their businesses.

I suppose the world of The Midnight Project is rooted in reality as well as fiction. I wrote it and re-wrote it during the darkest part of the covid-19 pandemic when we were all just getting up and getting on with it. The bad news “out-there,” until it encroached on “in-here.” The work piling up even while the stores closed, the hospitals filled and everyone stayed home.  The kids still in school, online, then in-person, with the rules changing every five minutes to try to keep them safe. No enrichment, no entertainment, just everyone hiding under their rock, trying to get by, putting food on the table, getting the laundry done. I suppose it’s typical of late-stage capitalism that even as the world was crashing down, everyone still needed their paycheque to cover groceries. 

Of course, when I talk about today’s world in pre-apocalyptic terms, I’m not being prescient. I’m recognizing the fear and anxiety that underlays much of what is happening in the world right now. And the feeling of powerlessness that might make a person desperate enough to attempt to create an oceanic hybrid human just to feel they could make a difference. In Frankenstein, the monster’s creator is motivated by a dark ambition to create life and then is horrified at the result. In The Midnight Project, Raina is motivated by money and ambition but also wants to salvage something good out of the circumstances she finds herself in. In her heart, she is motivated by a desire for redemption.  

In the midst of cataclysmic problems around the world that just keep piling up, our two genetic engineer heroes see an opportunity to do some good in the world, or at least try to prevent someone else from doing worse. It’s not much, but it’s within their control, and their abilities. 

Going back to the today’s reality for a second, I think it’s normal to wonder how to live a meaningful life in our current circumstances too—how to lead a life filled with hope, ambition and purpose. And I can’t deny how much I relate to the two main characters of The Midnight Project, Raina and Cedric, just getting up and going to work every day, in spite of everything barreling toward them. So, according to the story, and my own experience, how does one muddle through the pre-apocalypse? Let’s take a lesson from our plucky heroes. 

First, Raina and Cedric hold onto their comforting routines. They drink coffee together every morning out of the same mugs, watch the Holo-News and compartmentalize their lives. Then they turn to the hard work of inventing deep-sea human hybrids. The big bad world out there, the safe world inside their laboratory. They keep tabs, they know what’s happening in the outside world, but they hold it at bay and get on with the things they need to do to get by. They ignore some things. As Raina says, “They were trying times and I only wanted to try in certain ways.” They get up, they go to work, they keep solving their problems. One step at a time. One foot in front of the other. With perseverance. With persistence. With, occasionally, steely-eyed determination.

Second, at the heart of everything, Cedric and Raina hold fast to meaningful relationships, even if they’re isolated and cut off. Even if those relationships are themselves imperfect. They cling to comfort and each other and keep drinking their coffee to the bitter end (bitter, get it? Because it’s coffee). 

And finally, through it all, they try to do just a little good in the world, even when it feels like the world is too big and too far gone to make much of a difference. As Cedric says, “We cannot fix the world. But in this tiny corner of it, perhaps we can control our own destiny, at least for a while.” This little bit of agency and momentum is the way they light a candle against the darkness. This is the way they cleave to hope in the pre-apocalypse. 

And maybe there’s something in that for our trying times too. 


The Midnight Project: Amazon|Amazon CA

Author socials: Website|Bluesky|Facebook|Instagram

Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-22 06:05 pm

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Me and my sister like to play video games, sometimes I use walkthroughs if I am really stumped. Me: It annoys me sometimes when I have to use wikis or walkthroughs when I’m playing games. Sister: *condescending* You use walkthroughs? I have no respect for you. (She was not joking and I wish I told […]

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-22 05:55 pm

This Isn’t Co-Working For Me

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He instructed the other three employees not to take their lunches at the same time. They needed to stagger them, so the store wasn't left with only one employee (me) for that time. To absolutely no one's surprise, about fifteen minutes after he left, that's exactly what they all did, leaving me to run the place solo.

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-22 05:45 pm

Death Doesn’t Become Her

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Caller: "I need to have my contract changed; my husband died."
Me: "I am so sorry to hear that, my condolences. I'll start the procedure right away. I'm going to send you a form which you can fill in and sign. Then you can return it with a copy of the death certificate."
Caller: "A form and death certificate? Can't I arrange that through the phone?"

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Lawyers, Guns & Money ([syndicated profile] lawyersgunsmoneyblog_feed) wrote2025-05-22 05:18 pm

You Don’t Say…

Posted by Robert Farley

Could never have imagined that this would happen!

When a social media message pops up offering a high-paying consulting job from an unknown recruiter, it’s easy to be intrigued.

But before you accept this too-good-to-be-true offer, think twice.

For many current and former members of the Department of the Air Force, and increasingly, across the entire U.S. government workforce, this is the first step in a recruitment scheme by foreign intelligence entities, officials warn.

“Our adversaries are exploiting personal freedoms and online platforms to target our people,” said a counterintelligence analyst assigned to the Air Force Office of Special Investigations Center. “These aren’t random messages. They’re calculated attempts to exploit trust.”

The analyst could not be named for operational reasons. However, their concern was echoed at the highest levels of the agency.

“These aren’t just job offers, they’re intelligence operations in disguise,” said Special Agent Lee Russ, AFOSI Office of Special Projects executive director. “Our adversaries are targeting the very people who’ve kept this nation secure.”

According to an April 2025 memo from the National Counterintelligence and Security Center, hostile foreign intelligence entities have targeted U.S. government personnel by posing as consulting firms, headhunters and think tanks.

Huh. I wonder why so many folks are so interested in receiving job offers, in this Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Five? Why are adversaries suddenly solicitous of the very people who’ve kept this nation secure? I’m sure that the Information Security Administration is on the case…

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-22 05:00 pm

This Whole Working Out Thing Isn’t Working Out

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Customer: "Hey, do you guys have one of those infrared fat-burning saunas?" 
Me: "No, just regular saunas. And they’re mostly for recovery, not weight loss." 
Customer: "Hmm. Okay. What about that machine that zaps your abs into a six-pack? I saw it on YouTube."

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A Couple Historical Romances, a Contemporary Western, & More

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The Dead Take the A Train

RECOMMENDED: The Dead Take the A Train by Cassandra Khaw and Richard Kadrey is $1.49! Carrie reviewed this one and gave it a B+:

I really enjoyed this book. There’s a lot of dark, snarky humor, and snarky humor is my very favorite kind. The satire of corporate culture is as hilarious as it is horrifying. The horror is very, very horrifying with body horror, your basic supernatural beings, and just oodles of Lovecraftian cosmic horror. Not enough trigger warnings in the world, people.

Bestselling authors Cassandra Khaw and Richard Kadrey have teamed up to deliver a dark new story with magic, monsters, and mayhem, perfect for fans of Neil Gaiman and Joe Hill.

Julie Crews is a coked-up, burnt-out thirty-something who packs a lot of magic into her small body. She’s been trying to establish herself in the NYC magic scene, and she’ll work the most gruesome gigs to claw her way to the top.

Julie is desperate for a quick career boost to break the dead-end grind, but her pleas draw the attention of an eldritch god who is hungry for revenge. Her power grab sets off a deadly chain of events that puts her closest friends – and the entire world – directly in the path of annihilation.

The first explosive adventure in the Carrion City Duology, The Dead Take the A Train fuses Khaw’s cosmic horror and Kadrey’s gritty fantasy into a full-throttle thrill ride straight into New York’s magical underbelly.

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Holding the Reins

Holding the Reins by Paisley Hope is $1.99! Honestly, what a perfect name for a contemporary western. This is book one in a series and seems full of tropes.

In this steamy cowboy romance, a woman returns to her family’s ranch after a broken engagement and finds herself falling for her brother’s best friend—the first novel in the Silver Pines Ranch series.

Take a deep breath and let go of the reins.

Cecilia “CeCe” Ashby is finally escaping the toxic relationship that has consumed her entire adult life. She’s returning to her hometown of Laurel Creek, Kentucky, and to her family’s equestrian ranch, unsure of what the future holds.

Nash Carter, the newly retired superstar of the Dallas Stars, is Laurel Creek’s hometown hero, local business owner, and notorious bachelor. He’s also the unofficial fourth sibling in the Ashby clan. It’s been years since his days of tormenting CeCe with her older brothers Wade and Cole. So, when CeCe needs a job, he feels drawn to help her.

Nash can’t seem to take his eyes off of his best friend’s sister, and it seems she’s been staring right back, not without animosity left over from his childish teasing back in the day. Despite their initial reluctance, the fire between them ignites and it isn’t long before they jump into the flames.

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Secrets of an Accidental Duchess

Secrets of an Accidental Duchess by Jennifer Haymore is 99c! This is book two in the Donovan Sisters series, though I think it can operate fine on its own. Have you read any of Haymore’s books?

With her pale hair and slim figure, Olivia Donovan looks as fragile as fine china, and has been treated as such by her sisters ever since a childhood bout with malaria. But beneath her delicate facade, Olivia guards a bold, independent spirit and the kind of passionate desires proper young ladies must never confess…

It was a reckless wager, and one Max couldn’t resist: seduce the alluring Olivia or forfeit part of his fortune. Yet the wild, soon-to-be Duke never imagined he’d fall in love with this innocent beauty. Nor could he have guessed that a dangerously unpredictable rival would set out to destroy them both. Now, Max must beat a Madman at his own twisted game-or forever lose the only woman to have ever won his heart.

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Ten Rules for Marrying a Duke

Ten Rules for Marrying a Duke by Michelle McLean is $1.49 at Amazon! It’s showing up as $3.99 elsewhere. This is a standalone historical romance with a marriage of convenience.

Bookish Arabella Bromley never gave a fig for society’s rules—until her sister ran off with a man below her station. Now Arabella is desperate to restore her family’s ruined reputation to favor amongst the ton. She’ll have to marry quickly and well. But in order to carry off her plan, Arabella needs a duke… and she has just the rakish fellow in mind.

The Duke of Whittsley has an ungentlemanly tendency to disregard the rules. Unfortunately, a sense of mischief doesn’t excuse a high-ranking noble from family duty—especially where it concerns producing a son. And that’s where he can’t quite resist Arabella’s distinctly outrageous plan: if he saves her family, she’ll give him an heir.

Now the deal’s been struck. They have one year to achieve their goals and ten iron-clad rules to keep them on track. Like long, scorching kisses and ensuring they’re both exquisitely satisfied. And the only thing that could ruin their plan is the one thing they never planned on: love.

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-05-22 04:00 pm

Call Time Is Not A Crime

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I get called in by my new manager, "It looks like your call times are really high, like off the charts really high." It turns out that nobody had ever told me that you were supposed to finish calls within like fifteen minutes, lots of my calls went on for an hour or more. I had very few calls closed within fifteen minutes.

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