One of those "I don't know how to tell you this lady..." situations

[roseembolism]

Copped from the "Fundamentalists Say the Craziest Things" list, which grabbed this prayer from the "Good News Prayer Room" site:

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!" - Linda

....ummmm....

Comments

[llamabitchyo.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.

Someone needs to buy her a clue.

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

It's one of those things where I don't know whether to feel sympathetic because she is going to get a major shock, or worry about what's going to happen to the poor kid when she does find out.

Hopefully he doesn't end up at one of those "retraining" camps like the ones in "But I'm a Cheerleader".