[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I admit I particularly like paragraph four.

[identity profile] deirdremoon.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I laughed delightedly at most of this. I do wish, though, that we COULD find a dimension where at least a regular cheeseburger could be had without guilt. *single emo tear*