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roseembolism) wrote2008-05-13 11:36 pm
roseembolism) wrote2008-05-13 11:36 pm
[Movie Review] There is not enough alcohol in the world...
...to erase the taint of watching "Malibu Express". And Lord knows I tried.
There was the porn stat mustache (male), the 1980s style artificial knockers, The refugee from the "I Wanna Rock" Video (female, though a good copy of Dee Snyder of Twisted SIster), the 80's female hair (shades of "Let's get Physical- and she did with Mustache), and something that was almost, but not quite completely unlike a plot.
Note: the women with the large enhanced boobs may have flashed them at every opportunity, but did not actually have sex scenes, for fear of an industrial accident.[
Note: he set of movies we were given were known as the films of Andy Sideris. Messrs Sideris makes Uwe Boll look like an academy award level producer. And the scary thing? There are a dozen films in this series. This means they made a profit. GOD DAMNIT, HOW DID THEY MAKE A PROFIT! WHO THE HELL PAID MONEY FOR THIS!?
We have three more films to go. We only have a liter of vodka left before we break into the wine. And we have only three bottles of wine
God help us.
There was the porn stat mustache (male), the 1980s style artificial knockers, The refugee from the "I Wanna Rock" Video (female, though a good copy of Dee Snyder of Twisted SIster), the 80's female hair (shades of "Let's get Physical- and she did with Mustache), and something that was almost, but not quite completely unlike a plot.
Note: the women with the large enhanced boobs may have flashed them at every opportunity, but did not actually have sex scenes, for fear of an industrial accident.[
Note: he set of movies we were given were known as the films of Andy Sideris. Messrs Sideris makes Uwe Boll look like an academy award level producer. And the scary thing? There are a dozen films in this series. This means they made a profit. GOD DAMNIT, HOW DID THEY MAKE A PROFIT! WHO THE HELL PAID MONEY FOR THIS!?
We have three more films to go. We only have a liter of vodka left before we break into the wine. And we have only three bottles of wine
God help us.
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