Yay! I'm tougher than a 1st. level commoner!

[roseembolism]

It says so, right here:

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Not that that's saying much, mind you...

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[devonapple.livejournal.com]

Better than "hardly used."

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

Or "recycled".
Or "repurposed"!

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

"We used the battery pack from an old taser, the cylynder from a Harley Davidson's tailpipe, and...what, this? Oh yeah, the pull cord is for the motor from a chain saw."