The Jokes Just Write Themseves...

[roseembolism]

From The CBS article "Military Soft On Don't Ask, Don't Tell?"

"We aren't the Brits. We're not the Europeans. We're not the Swedes," says Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter, who is the ranking member of the House Armed Services Committee.

Hunter argues that gays do not belong in the U.S. military because American troops need to be hardened warriors, unlike soldiers in the 15 NATO countries where gays serve openly.

I mean seriously. I couldn't write stuff this good.  Especially when they start talking about Spartans later on in the article.  Woo!  Wave your spears, guys!