New morning workout!

[roseembolism]

I tried a new morning workout, which I think has some potential. 

I call it the "Emergency Wipe and Wring". here's how it works: 

• Pop back home before work to check on the kitties.
• See that the dishwasher left the sink brim-full of water and there's a half-inch of water covering the kitchen floor.
• Swear, long and loudly.  Deep breaths, get that blood pumping!
• Grab a towel, and a bucket.  Step up!
• Bend over, swish towel around water.  Stretch it!
• Straighten up, wring towel into bucket. Push! 
• repeat thirty times, until kitchen floor is merely damp.  Work it! 

For an extra digit- exercise, call the management and see how fast they can get a plumber over.

Comments

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT!

Oh, and I left my phone on the computer desk.

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Huh. That explains why you didn't respond to my nice, detailed text message explaining the situation.

In good news, the cats were fine.

towels are for people

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

You DO know we have a mop, right?

Re: towels are for people

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

The mop frankly, was too small. It would have taken forever to get all that water up.

Besides, you can't get the proper bend and stretch with a mop.

[silverstreak.livejournal.com]

You guys SERIOUSLY need to find a way to move elsewhere. These issues happen to you every other month. That, combined with the neighbors from HELL would have driven me out long ago.

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

Not until we can find someone who can SERIOUSLY scan our new place for bad feng sui. Geez laweez, we've got bad luck with water!

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I'm sorry -- what a pain!

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Only if you don't stretch your back out properly beforehand.