Wedding vows are harder then they look....

[roseembolism]

We've been working on wedding vows, which are naturally behind schedule. My fault of course.

She naturally dashed off some quite brilliant vows in about an hour; if I hadn't wrestled her out of her chair, she probably would have translated them into Olde English or Latin or something. For my part, the process has been considerably more difficult, partially due to the fact that I keep getting distracted. I mean I will just get to the section about the ninjas, and then I get interrupted. It's frustrating.

But nevertheless, I am making progress. I have just finished the bit about the volcano base and the white persian kitty. Because that's what marriage is about: sharing, caring, and world domination.

Comments

[llamabitchyo.livejournal.com]

If a white persian shows up at the wedding, I'm taking it home, okay?

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

Iwaki can be seated on a plexiglass dais over the altar, petting the white persian kitty as part of the ceremony.

[llamabitchyo.livejournal.com]

Mwahahaha!

[sandpanther.livejournal.com]

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union between these two people, and to plot world domination while I stroke the white persian kitty."