Getting us on Weight Watchers next month. This should help.

I only ever use the treadmill these days, and it works great for my weight loss. That and free weights and a fitness ball are pretty much it. Wanna get some cheap weights at Sports Basement next month?

Also, you omitted a crucial detail to the Under the Green Moon portion of the payoff. This is not a "open only to my friends who will respect my vision" running of the campaign, but an open-table "please god, let the Munchkins all be out to lunch for the next 6 hours" offering of the game.

Feel the burn, baby.