Things I learned Today:

[roseembolism]

USEFUL:
In Safeway, if you continuously mutter "Body massage", people get their carts and children out of your way FAST. I should have thought of this years ago: it cuts down on my time in store by at least 20%.


POTENTIAL LETHAL:
Scotch and honey has great potential. A jigger of scotch, an ice cube, and honey to taste takes all the harshness of Dewers away. I think I learned to make cheap-shit mead, and I like it.

Comments

[random-girl.livejournal.com]

In TN when I was growing up, 1 part whiskey to three parts honey was called "cough syrup" when given to the kids. It did, in fact, cause us to stop coughing.

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

That sounds about right, except I'm pretty sure I had the proportions reversed. I think. Things are a little blurry.

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

*chuckle* You made Stag's Breath!

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

More like Dragon's Breath. *fumes!*

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

CATLIKE TYPING DETECTED

[yuusada.livejournal.com]

Who wants a body massage?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk