"Grand Unification may be occurring near your vital organs."

[roseembolism]

Courtesy of The Morning news, we have this very timely and helpful article: don't wait until it happens to you, read this now!

In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson

For those who are confused, here is a one-page explanation of the Higgs Field and the Higgs Boson.

Comments

[seawasp]

Nahh, I smoked it in my Boson Pipe.