The "Songs that are Better with Ninja" meme

[roseembolism]

It's just a fact of life.  Some songs, particularly some of the most annoying songs out there, can't be improved with covers or altering the arrangements.  They need NINJAS to be made palatable.

Here's a couple examples:

 

Just call me ninja of the morning NINJA
just touch my cheek before you slay me, ninja.
Just call me ninja of the morning NINJAPost an Entry
then slowly turn and hide from me.

 

See?  Here's a more modern example:

So,
So what, I'm still a ninja
I got my ki moves
And I don't need you

So that's the start.  Your task is to find those annoying earworms that can be improved by inserting ninjas into them.  Then go ahead and share them here.  Go!

Comments

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

And the mask at the back said
"Everyone attack" and it turned into a ninja blitz

We are ninjas in love
You know the moves and so do I
Assassination's what I'm thinking of
Please help me pull my blade from this ronin's eye
I just wanna team with you in killing
Be a scourge across the land

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

Ninjas gonna climb on up
Ninjas gonna cut you down
Ninjas gonna sneak around and attack you
Ninjas are the perfect spy
Ninjas killing from on high
Ninjas paid to get surprise and kill you

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

Dude, don't ninja-roll us!

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

I do believe I just did ninja-roll you! Ki-AI!!

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

In retrospect the first line of the chorus should have been "Ninjas gonna chop you up"...

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Excellent!



Hey little ninja what have you done
Hey little ninja who's the ninja one
I've been a ninja so-lo (so-lo)
I've been a ninja so-lo (so-lo)
I let you go for so long

It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a white ninja

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

ALL OF THEM.