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roseembolism) wrote2010-10-18 07:50 pm
roseembolism) wrote2010-10-18 07:50 pm
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Marital Kombat!
I swear I've seen cheesy martial arts movies based on this premise.
So stop me if you've heard this one before: two sisters, Lin and Yin Xiao are expert martial artists, and disappointed by the crop of weaklings they find on dating sites. So what to do to find a good, strong man? Obviously go back to the traditional custom of holding a kung fu tournament to find husbands for warrior princesses. At the end of the three day tournament, which includes archery and crossing sharpened bamboo stakes carrying heavy weights, if the would-be suiter can defeat one of them in no-holds-barred combat, then he can actually propose to one of them.
I guess they're just old-fashioned girls.
The contest surprisingly has attracted fairly few contestants, sincew there's not thatmany old-fashioned guys around. However, the real problem is, as people have noted, that they'll probably end up with THIS guy:
...well at least their outfits will match.
So stop me if you've heard this one before: two sisters, Lin and Yin Xiao are expert martial artists, and disappointed by the crop of weaklings they find on dating sites. So what to do to find a good, strong man? Obviously go back to the traditional custom of holding a kung fu tournament to find husbands for warrior princesses. At the end of the three day tournament, which includes archery and crossing sharpened bamboo stakes carrying heavy weights, if the would-be suiter can defeat one of them in no-holds-barred combat, then he can actually propose to one of them.
I guess they're just old-fashioned girls.
The contest surprisingly has attracted fairly few contestants, sincew there's not thatmany old-fashioned guys around. However, the real problem is, as people have noted, that they'll probably end up with THIS guy:
...well at least their outfits will match.
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But I think they'll appreciate the young fellow in my icon MUCH more. And he'll whip Vega-Sama's (M. Bison in the USA) cheesy little ass all over the ring.