Yay! I'm tougher than a 1st. level commoner!

[roseembolism]

It says so, right here:

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Not that that's saying much, mind you...

Comments

Q: can you run faster than your wife?

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

Brought to you by Discount Adult Toys? What kind of stuff are you reading at work, dear?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Is that like "slightly imperfect dildoes"?

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

Better than "hardly used."

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

Or "recycled".
Or "repurposed"!

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

"We used the battery pack from an old taser, the cylynder from a Harley Davidson's tailpipe, and...what, this? Oh yeah, the pull cord is for the motor from a chain saw."

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

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Re: Q: can you run faster than your wife?

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Eh? WHAT!? I didn't read any web site; I just fill out the quizzes.

Re: Q: can you run faster than your wife?

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

He's been doing some FILLING all right. On company time, no less!

What? Oh, sorry, that was supposed to be FIL-ing. Filing. That makes more sense, actually.

Re: Q: can you run faster than your wife?

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Oh great. Thanks SO much.

YOU get to enter the apartment first, to see if any traps were left for me.