Disturbing Thoughts of the Day

[roseembolism]

From a newsgroup discussion about whether robot maids should have open source programming:

"The mind boggles at the destructive power of a Microsoft cat."

This discussion also eventually ended giving me the term of the day as well:

"mecha meganekko-neko miko mahou shoujo"

I think I'm not going to sleep well tonight...

Comments

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

What makes you think that cats don't already operate on a Windows platform?

"It looks like you're trying to read the paper. Would you like help?"

* sit on open newspaper
* bat at pages

__ don't help with the newspaper again

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

"It looks like you want to leave the house. Would you like help?

* yowl to go outside
* yowl to go inside
* yowl to go outside and then yowl to go inside
* yowl to go outside then stare at the door wondering why you're letting the warm air out.

"It looks like you want to sleep in today. Would you like help?

* yowl for breakfast
* knead chest
* sit on your head
* treat toes like mice