Disturbing Thoughts of the Day

[roseembolism]

From a newsgroup discussion about whether robot maids should have open source programming:

"The mind boggles at the destructive power of a Microsoft cat."

This discussion also eventually ended giving me the term of the day as well:

"mecha meganekko-neko miko mahou shoujo"

I think I'm not going to sleep well tonight...

Comments

mecha meganekko-neko miko mahou shoujo

[rhylar.livejournal.com]

er, mecha-cat/magical kitten girl?

that can't be good. Can you imagine the size of the water bottle needed to train the mecha-cat to stay off the drapes? Or how much damage it will do when looking for catnip?

Re: mecha meganekko-neko miko mahou shoujo

[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

Or how much it will hurt when she decides to sit on your lap while you're at your computer? "Whatcha doing? Oooo, clicky-thingies!" *bat* *crunch* *keyboard keys skittering across floor*

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

And you REALLY don't want to see it's version of a hairball.

AFAICT, 'mecha meganekko-neko miko mahou shoujo' roughtly translates out to "Android glasses-wearing magical catgirl temple guardian". Just to get as many otaku fantasies as possible in at one go.

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

What makes you think that cats don't already operate on a Windows platform?

"It looks like you're trying to read the paper. Would you like help?"

* sit on open newspaper
* bat at pages

__ don't help with the newspaper again

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

"It looks like you want to leave the house. Would you like help?

* yowl to go outside
* yowl to go inside
* yowl to go outside and then yowl to go inside
* yowl to go outside then stare at the door wondering why you're letting the warm air out.

"It looks like you want to sleep in today. Would you like help?

* yowl for breakfast
* knead chest
* sit on your head
* treat toes like mice