The $10 Million Dollar Mammoth

[roseembolism]

Woolly Mammoth.  A species not alive.  Gentlemen, we can regenerate them.  We have the Technology.  We have the capability to make the world's first cloned mammoth. 

Insert theme music here, and note that I WANT one.  Just a small one, for my very own.

Comments

job description does not match actual duties

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

I do hope you're not holding our kitties to those standards. The closest they come to pest control is waving idy at flies, as if dismissing a particularly obstreperous valet.

Re: job description does not match actual duties

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they frighten the flies somewhat. Also, you have to bear in mind the invaluable service they do in controlling the bedmice population.

Re: job description does not match actual duties

[yuusada.livejournal.com]

They must also be quite good at preventing bovine stampedes as evidenced by the zero incidents of your apartment having been ransacked by a herd of bison.

Re: job description does not match actual duties

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Well of course! they also frighten giraffes away as well!