The New Age of Terror!

This is important information that all Americans should be aware of:

New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb

And personally, I'm not at all surprised: I've never trusted that time my sister's boyfriend threatened to brain me with his crystal.

Dorothy says, "Denied!"

"Quick! Get the camera!"
"What? What is it?
"Watch this! Dorothy knows a new trick! Do the trick Dorothy! Do the trick!"
"Well...ok...HEY! Is that a camera!? NO PICTURES!"

Ms. Dorothy says any movies must be cleared with her publicist.