The $10 Million Dollar Mammoth

[roseembolism]

Woolly Mammoth.  A species not alive.  Gentlemen, we can regenerate them.  We have the Technology.  We have the capability to make the world's first cloned mammoth. 

Insert theme music here, and note that I WANT one.  Just a small one, for my very own.

Comments

[mithriltabby]

Because the horse you currently ride just doesn’t eat enough and is too fast?

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you can feed mammoths on paper waste products and ad inserts. they are also all-terrain, so I can save time by simply cutting through courtyards, going through backyard fences, and crashing through office parks. they also have right-of-way on airport runways.

They are sort of urban trailblazers, which is something I've always wanted.

[mithriltabby]

I think you need Mammoth Gundam for those features.

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Now I have visions of mammoth Gundam Z, Mammoth Gundam ZZ, Mammoth Model 100...