The $10 Million Dollar Mammoth

[roseembolism]

Woolly Mammoth.  A species not alive.  Gentlemen, we can regenerate them.  We have the Technology.  We have the capability to make the world's first cloned mammoth. 

Insert theme music here, and note that I WANT one.  Just a small one, for my very own.

Comments

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Mimmoths honestly aren't good for much. But a pygmy mammoth could be the solution to my commuting needs!

[mithriltabby]

Because the horse you currently ride just doesn’t eat enough and is too fast?

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you can feed mammoths on paper waste products and ad inserts. they are also all-terrain, so I can save time by simply cutting through courtyards, going through backyard fences, and crashing through office parks. they also have right-of-way on airport runways.

They are sort of urban trailblazers, which is something I've always wanted.

[mithriltabby]

I think you need Mammoth Gundam for those features.

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Now I have visions of mammoth Gundam Z, Mammoth Gundam ZZ, Mammoth Model 100...

[sakon76.livejournal.com]

Cats aren't good for much either. Doesn't mean you and I don't still have 'em.

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Cats are excellent for many things. They are perfect for pest disposal, burgler and fire alerts, and are self-contained, solar-powered bed warmers.

[sakon76.livejournal.com]

...You've met at least one of my two cats. Neither of them fulfils any of these job skills. They are strictly ornamental and for the sake of having something that purrs when you pet it. Mimmoths, while likely not able to purr, would potentially have similar ornamental/amusement capabilities...

job description does not match actual duties

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

I do hope you're not holding our kitties to those standards. The closest they come to pest control is waving idy at flies, as if dismissing a particularly obstreperous valet.

Re: job description does not match actual duties

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they frighten the flies somewhat. Also, you have to bear in mind the invaluable service they do in controlling the bedmice population.

Re: job description does not match actual duties

[yuusada.livejournal.com]

They must also be quite good at preventing bovine stampedes as evidenced by the zero incidents of your apartment having been ransacked by a herd of bison.

Re: job description does not match actual duties

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Well of course! they also frighten giraffes away as well!