It's a sad, terrible thing.

[roseembolism]

I never thought I'd actually say it.

Or really, that I'd have to. 

After the rumor that Keanu Reeves was planning to create a live-action "Cowboy Bebop" movie hit Metafilter:

"Uh guys? Your geek rage is at 11, and I need down to about a 6, OK? Thanks. "

Comments

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

I suppose I'd get pelted with rotten Pocky on that discussion board for mentioning that Cowboy Bebop isn't all that great storywise so who gives a crap about the acting? I know, I know, they can rewrite it so that Spike isn't a total moron who *spoiler beeeep* his life for a woman who obviously *beeeeeep* ages ago.

Personally, I would only care about the martial arts-- Keanu's good but I can't see him doing the jinky Gangle of Death technique that Spike does so well.

[roseembolism.livejournal.com]

Feed Keanu =enough of a mixture of alcohol and cocaine, and MAYBE he could get it down.