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2010-10-26 12:09 pm
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The Animated Film Meme

Nicked from Seawasp.

ANIMATION MEME

- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished/seen or saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
- Italicize what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral


And here we go! )
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2010-04-14 03:36 pm

Secret of Kells: the not the review.

I had a nice review of The Secret of Kells ready to go, and naturally I had to restart Firefox and lost it. Oh well.

It's truly a sad pity I lost the review, because I went into detail on what a beautiful movie it is, not only in terms of the abstract but detailed art, but also thematically. Not to mention that in terms of storytelling it's far more sophisticated than its peers in animated movies. I enthused about the symbolism in shapes and colors, and the fact that Aisling, the Tuatha Dé Danann moved like how a faerie should move; graceful infused with magic, more like a wind or animal than a human. How Aisling at once was nonhuman in appearance and movement, and yet human in feeling.

Oh and in this wonderful lost review I also went into detail about the contrast between the beauty of nature (as represented by the Tuatha de Danan Aisling) which Branden and the artistic monks can see, and the rigid fearfulness of the Abbot; likewise, I examined the contrast again between the greed and violence of the Vikings, and the hope represented by the Book of Kells.  I talked extensively about the way it shows (not tells!) important values, like courage, standing up for what one believes in, and being open to the natural world...without engaging in the easy solution-based moralizing that most cartoons do. I pointed out that the ending is bittersweet, in terms of loss- the Book of Kells may absolve and heal, but it can't bring back the people that were lost, either killed or separated from due to their different natures.

More's the pity, in my most brilliant section, I pointed out how The Secret of Kells is a wonderful example of Irish-style syncretism; the old gods are not destroyed or absorbed, but made accommodation for. While I admitted in the review that there's a degree of playing fast and loose with some myths to fit the story, I also make the case that it's probably no more than Irish storyteller's have done since time immemorial. And if an Irish director can't borrow some myths, who can?

Anyway, it's a terrible terrible sad thing that you can't read that review, because it was wonderful Long and detailed and authoritative. All I can do , all that's left for me to do now then I suppose, is recommend Secret of Kells wholeheartedly. Go and see it, hopefully in a theater that, unlike mine, has a good speaker system, and watch that beautiful film.  Myself, I'll just be staying in tonight and mourning my review.
roseembolism: (Mister X)
2009-06-30 06:38 pm

As long as Michael Bay doesn't direct it...

In an online discussion recently about the Transfomers and G.I. Joe movies, it was brought up that there was at one point in the comics a crossover between Transformers and G.I. Joe. It was also pointed out that the Transformers existed in the standard Marvel Universe, even doing a crossover with Spider-Man. therefore, by the associative property of Crossovers, G.I. Joe also exists in the Marvel Universe.

At this point, I had to chime in with Godzilla. As a kid, I owned a copy of the Godzilla comic book, that had Nick Fury of Shield casing the big lizard around America. So that's right, Godzilla is part of the Marvel Universe too, I kid you not.

So true believers, what does this mean? It means we could potentially have a movie that is a Transformers/G.I.Joe/Nick Fury of SHIELD/X-Men/Spider-man/Avengers/Godzilla crossover. The geekiness level would be so high that it would literally cause true fan's heads to explode. Theater owners would have to hire people to be on geek brain detail.

Well, maybe in some other universe. I would just be happy if someone just drew the movie poster for it.
roseembolism: (zombiemeh)
2009-03-23 04:09 pm
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Meme: Worst movie ending changed from a book.

Caged from a discussion on worst movie endings, this is a bit specialized: what movie adaption took a great ending to a book, and screwed it up? That is, at what point did you gape at the movie and scream "WRONG!"

For me? There's so MANY candidates, but for the one that made the worst impression, the one that made me realize that the studio just didn't care about the authors idea, we'll have to go back about thirty years or more. Back to a film I saw in school. Back to a grade school English project.

Back to "My Side of the Mountain".

<lj-cut text="The book was cool!">

The resourceful Sam Gribley runs away from home to live on a mountainside his family owns. In the process we get detailed descriptions of how he survives, and in the process learns independence, makes a house out of a tree stump, and tames a pet falcon named Frightful. In the end, his parents visit him, and decide to move out to the mountain with him. It's a great example of a kid developing independence, and parents accepting his decisions.


<lj-cut text="The movie though...">
A hunter shoots Frightful the hawk, and Sam decides to abandon his camp and go back home.

I mean seriously....what the FUCK!? Was Paramount so afraid of lawsuits from the parents of kids who would also go out in the wilderness, that they had to completely reverse the meaning of the movie? The book has adults accepting the kid's counterculture ways, and adapting to it; the movie has the kid abandoning his independent ways and returning to civilization.


So basically, we had an inspiring book turned into a depressing movie that was one more step in making me the cynic I am today. Bummer.
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2009-02-05 04:01 pm
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Coreline locations annd times.

So, for the massive numbers of you who have expressed interest, here's the two places showing Coreline:

AMC Cupertino Square 16

10123 N. Wolfe Rd., Cupertino, CA, 95014

8:10 10:35


or our old friend,


AMC Mercado 20
3111 Mission College Blvd., Santa Clara, CA - (888) 262-4386

7:05  9:40pm  12:10am


I'm inclined to go for the AMC Cupertino, because even though it's off Wolf and not the 101, the hours are better, and its likely to be less crowded.  The theater also got a good review, too.

Also, what do people want to see?  the regular version or the 3-D version?

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2009-02-04 03:33 pm
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Gonna go see Coraline

This Friday it's opening, and I've heard some really great buzz on it.  So, this Friday evening I'm planning to go see it.  Is anybody interested in coming with?
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2008-11-11 11:23 am
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Some Movies Cast Themselves...

So on a recent thread somewhere, a bunch of comic geeks got up in arms over Beyonce stating she was in talks to play Wonder Woman, in the movie that will becoming out Real Soon Now. This quickly degenerated into an argument as to who would actually be good to play the part of Wonder Woman, with suggestions ranging from Jessica Biel, to Lucy Lawless, to Rachel Weisz, to Salma Hayek. All naturally, had major limitations that made them unacceptable to the crowd at large.

I actually don't find it that much of a problem. When you consider the traits Wonder Woman's performer needs: tall, athletic, strikingly attractive, poised, charismatic with major strength of character...only one person fits all the qualities:





Well, now that that's settled, we can get on with filming the movie!
roseembolism: (sandman)
2008-09-15 09:59 am

Vanity Fair Profile of Tony Stark!



That's right: in The Kids Aren't All Right, Vanity Fair reporter Christine Everhart conducted a series of interviews over the course of a year, revealing the man behind the mask. It's a quite insightful profile of the troubled mind of one of the most brilliant (or at least most famous)inventors of the age.


In reality, this is possibly one of the most brilliant fanfics I've ever seen, in that it actually DOES take the perspective of a Vanity Fair report; it fills in a lot of the psychology and history in the speculative manner that VF uses.

LiveJournal summary and commentary here
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2008-08-08 12:32 pm

I suppose I can be little perversely proud


I posted the Bechdel Test on rpg.net's Other Media forum, and it managed to get up to three hundred replies before falling off the front page.  Of course a lot of that discussion was either questioning that there was a problem, denying that a given movie was part of the problem, or saying that if there is a problem that it's the fault of society, not the studios.  

So I'm not sure it did any good- maybe it raised awareness by a tiny amount.  But bottom line, people have to admit there's a problem before anything can be done.

roseembolism: (Getoutta)
2008-03-05 02:20 pm

The Worlds Worst Synopsis game!

Pretty much everyone has heard this truly awful movie synopsis: ""Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again." .  My attitude is, why should the fun stop thee?

So, for a boring Wednesday, here's the game: I'll come up with some bad, bad synopsies, and if anyone answer any, you can post your own.  Ready?  Go!


(Movie) "After a long hospital stay, a woman decides to visit some old friends and her daughter."

(Book/Movie/Etc.) An alien infiltrates Earth culture, and imposes his ideology on various entrepeneurs and businessmen. 

(Movie) "Two children interfere with a military archeological expedition, and indirectly cause the deaths of nearly everyone on the island."

(Movie)  A sorceress tries to gain her fortune by infiltrating a city and seducing a local inventor. 

(Book) A dwarf cop stalks a married woman.

(Book) A brilliant, troubled scientist reminisces about his school days, before being evicted from his island home.

(Movie) On his last night in New York, a young man has trouble reaching his girlfriend. 

(Book) A man committed to an institution escapes, takes a long drive, and decides to kill his brother. 


roseembolism: (Godzilla)
2008-01-20 12:28 pm
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Cloverfield Review

I saw Cloverfield, yesterday, and I liked it fairly well. Basic synopsis: That is a DAMN tough camera!

OK, so a bit more information: ) Final nitpick: one critical thought was "Damn it, where's your emergency kit!? Go back in the apartment and get it!" Except these are New Yorkers, not Californians, and well, they are self-absorbed 20-somethings. Remember people, in case of kaiju have a fully stocked emergency kit.
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2007-12-11 11:31 pm
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"Utinii!" Rewatching Star Wars

Tonight RxM and I sat down and watched the Star Wars DVD I acquired a few months back, which had the original, unaltered theatrical release of Star Wars.  I had been putting off watching it, because I was afraid that the film that literally redefined my life wouldn't stand up to the test of time.  Interestingly enough, it stands up very well.  Sure it's hokey, but with the perspective of time, I can appreciate the pulp influences in the action and dialog (Leah actually sounds very 1930s-ish in tone and voice, come to think of it).  The plotting and pacing is very tight and spare; thinking about it, I can really not think of any scene that would need to be either cut down or substantially altered.

What was fascinating to me is that even in the era of CGI effects, the 1977 effects largely stood up to modern work; models, mattes, and rubber masks still work as well in nearly all the situations that CGI is now put to.  It was also apparent that the extra CGI that the newer versions of Star Wars really didn't add anything. think that's partially because they had a "good enough" attitude- Mos Isley for example, didn't need anything more added to it to give the impression of a run-down, seedy starport.  The masks and puppets of the aliens in the bar were enough to give the feeling of a worderfully diverse and exotic universe.

There's a tendency for artists in general to go back and redo their works when they have additional experience, time or resources to do so.  In some cases this is definitely warrented, but it's also worthwhile to preserve earlier, worthwhile versions, and to know when a film is complete enough.  I can't really think of anything that the later versions add to this film, and given a choice between showing my niece the original or the expanded edition, I would go for the original.  

I came away from this film thinking that there's a lesson in this for all artists in any medium I think.  I also ended up thinking I really REALLY want to see this good DVD version of Star Wars on a big projection screen, someplace where we could listen to that incredible Williams soundtrack on surround-sound speakers.