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A new Snarky News Report: Rapper 50 Cent may be facing charges in a recent melee that started after he was hit in the head with a thrown plastic water bottle. This incident reveals a truly sad and dismaying result of the decline of Western civilization.
In the old days the bottle would have been GLASS.
In the old days the bottle would have been GLASS.