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For no good reason I promised someone a rant on Hand Maid May. I really shouldn't let myself get egged on like that- but here it is.
If you're curious as to why Japan's population is declining, watch Hand Job May. that will tell you all you need to know.
Actually, I'm serious. Take a look at that video pustule, and see what I'm talking about. Or, for those who don't have the intestinal fortitude, here's the synopsis: A highly geeky boy lives alone in an apartment next to his highly busty neighbor who always complains that she has nothing to wear but her panty-revealing skirts and skimpy blouses. When he bumps into her he always spazzes as she flashes her panties (make that about a thirty-second interval between flashes). wait, it gets better- he receives a package containing a six-inch tall maid robot. And of course the "Handmaid May is incredibly cute and genki and wants to do ANYTHING to please her master, and oh look, to charge her, he's going to have to take ALL her clothing off"- yep, they're going to spend ten minutes minutely watching him as he spazzes while taking the doll's clothing off. And there's STILL the busty neighbor he can't talk to.
Japan is doomed. Within four decades we'll be sending tour buses through the rubble of its vacant streets, the only standing remnants of a sexual Easter Island.
If you're curious as to why Japan's population is declining, watch Hand Job May. that will tell you all you need to know.
Actually, I'm serious. Take a look at that video pustule, and see what I'm talking about. Or, for those who don't have the intestinal fortitude, here's the synopsis: A highly geeky boy lives alone in an apartment next to his highly busty neighbor who always complains that she has nothing to wear but her panty-revealing skirts and skimpy blouses. When he bumps into her he always spazzes as she flashes her panties (make that about a thirty-second interval between flashes). wait, it gets better- he receives a package containing a six-inch tall maid robot. And of course the "Handmaid May is incredibly cute and genki and wants to do ANYTHING to please her master, and oh look, to charge her, he's going to have to take ALL her clothing off"- yep, they're going to spend ten minutes minutely watching him as he spazzes while taking the doll's clothing off. And there's STILL the busty neighbor he can't talk to.
Japan is doomed. Within four decades we'll be sending tour buses through the rubble of its vacant streets, the only standing remnants of a sexual Easter Island.