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I Tried it! It can work for you!
Mar. 26th, 2005 09:53 amTired? Out of sorts? Listless? Finding it hard to concentrate?
Try new SLEEEEEEP!
Yes! SLEEP! The new, all natural, non-toxic wonder treatment that's been proving a cure-all for symptoms such as exhaustion, tiredness, inability to pay attention, and droopy eye syndrome. In addition, SLEEP has proven an effective treatment for the common cold, flu, muscle strain and sprains. It can even improve athletic performance, and can improve one's mood!
Hear these glowing testimonials!
"I couldn't concentrate on anything, I had no energy, and I could barely make it through the day. After only a week on SLEEP! I had a complete turnaround!"
I was having these colds, I was dizzy all the time, and had constant drowsiness. I took the SLEEP! treatment, and now I'm fit as a fiddle!
"My wife always complained about how irritable and dazed I was, and now, after extensive SLEEP! treatment, she can't stop saying how pleasant I am to be around!
"I was concerned at how my athletic performance was dropping, and I was gaining weight. Instead of going on steroids, for one month I tried the SLEEP! program; I had a 10% increase in performance, and my weight dropped back to my standard level!"
"I don't know how I ever got along without SLEEP!!!"
Warning: SLEEP! has not yet been approved by the FDA. Please do not use SLEEP while driving or operating heavy equipment. Combining SLEEP with coffee, Red Bull or Mountain Dew may diminish effectiveness. SLEEP may be incompatible with some lifestyles and careers. Please see a doctor before intending to use more than ten hours of SLEEP! a day. SLEEP! may be illegal in the states of California, New York and Nevada; void where prohibited.
(OK, so I actually slept in today. It was wonderful.)
Try new SLEEEEEEP!
Yes! SLEEP! The new, all natural, non-toxic wonder treatment that's been proving a cure-all for symptoms such as exhaustion, tiredness, inability to pay attention, and droopy eye syndrome. In addition, SLEEP has proven an effective treatment for the common cold, flu, muscle strain and sprains. It can even improve athletic performance, and can improve one's mood!
Hear these glowing testimonials!
"I couldn't concentrate on anything, I had no energy, and I could barely make it through the day. After only a week on SLEEP! I had a complete turnaround!"
I was having these colds, I was dizzy all the time, and had constant drowsiness. I took the SLEEP! treatment, and now I'm fit as a fiddle!
"My wife always complained about how irritable and dazed I was, and now, after extensive SLEEP! treatment, she can't stop saying how pleasant I am to be around!
"I was concerned at how my athletic performance was dropping, and I was gaining weight. Instead of going on steroids, for one month I tried the SLEEP! program; I had a 10% increase in performance, and my weight dropped back to my standard level!"
"I don't know how I ever got along without SLEEP!!!"
Warning: SLEEP! has not yet been approved by the FDA. Please do not use SLEEP while driving or operating heavy equipment. Combining SLEEP with coffee, Red Bull or Mountain Dew may diminish effectiveness. SLEEP may be incompatible with some lifestyles and careers. Please see a doctor before intending to use more than ten hours of SLEEP! a day. SLEEP! may be illegal in the states of California, New York and Nevada; void where prohibited.
(OK, so I actually slept in today. It was wonderful.)