A link that I found while looking for something else tells you why you dont mess with squirrels. In other words: Beefy Motorcyclist: 0, Cops: 0, Angry Kung-Fu Ninja Squirrel: 1.
According to the author it's a true story, and since I found it on the internet, I have no reason to doubt him. I've always been wary of the beady eyed, bushy-tailed menaces anyway, and this simply justifies my nervousness when I see them inching down a tree trunk toward me. Undoubtedly with bloody Rodentia mayhem as their goal.
Maybe THIS will convince RXM that we need an automatic weapon for those lazy summer picnics.
According to the author it's a true story, and since I found it on the internet, I have no reason to doubt him. I've always been wary of the beady eyed, bushy-tailed menaces anyway, and this simply justifies my nervousness when I see them inching down a tree trunk toward me. Undoubtedly with bloody Rodentia mayhem as their goal.
Maybe THIS will convince RXM that we need an automatic weapon for those lazy summer picnics.