Typical dialog

Me: "I can see why the superstitious peasants came up with the notion of Fimbulwinter: huddled together for warmth, shivering as the arctic winds howl through the thin slats of their cottages, watching the rime of frost form on there belongings, wondering if the winter night will ever end..."

Sandy: "No, I am NOT turning on the damn heater. Put some socks and an extra sweater on."