Oh boy. Just look at what the silly fringe of Christianity is doing now. Having fixed the problems of war, poverty and social injustice, the Passion For Christ is turning it's sights onto the next greatest problem with America: teenage masturbation.
In an effort to shape the youth of America into happy little sinless zealots, they are even giving out T-shirts! T-SHIRTS!
T-shirts like these:

That's right, stop touching yourself, and you get a T-shirt!
They also have the standard shirts like "Ex Homosexual" and "Ex-Atheist", as well as "Ex-Rebel", "Ex-Diva" and "Ex-Hypocrite", which are kind of "meh" inducing. But the "Ex-Slave" T-shirt now, while it's supposed to be all about no longer being slaves to our passions, etc., I can see how it is going to be perfect for all kinds of wacky misunderstandings. In fact, I can hardly wait until an earnest white guy wearing that shirt goes wandering through say, Watts or Oakland late at night.
In an effort to shape the youth of America into happy little sinless zealots, they are even giving out T-shirts! T-SHIRTS!
T-shirts like these:

That's right, stop touching yourself, and you get a T-shirt!
They also have the standard shirts like "Ex Homosexual" and "Ex-Atheist", as well as "Ex-Rebel", "Ex-Diva" and "Ex-Hypocrite", which are kind of "meh" inducing. But the "Ex-Slave" T-shirt now, while it's supposed to be all about no longer being slaves to our passions, etc., I can see how it is going to be perfect for all kinds of wacky misunderstandings. In fact, I can hardly wait until an earnest white guy wearing that shirt goes wandering through say, Watts or Oakland late at night.