In which I learn to not listen to the internets...again.

In spite of the diagnostic websites I consulted this morning, which all had flow charts that inevitably lead to "If you have this symptom CALL THE DOCTOR RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU DIE IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES!!!", the sharp pains in my lower abdomen seem to have actually been caused by a case of gas and a touch of stomach flu.

Stupid internets.

...But at least I'm glad to learn I don't have an ectopic pregnancy.

Yes, this is because of the weekend; why do you ask?

My Gastro-Intestinal system has let me know that it wants to have an all-day sit-down meeting with me ASAP, regarding my recent performance. I don't think I'm going to be let go, but I've obviously been way too lax in my recent intake evaluations, which has caused trouble for all concerned. We're just going to have to see what can be done to avoid this sort of problem happening again.