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My love and I were discussing how though she loves fabrics, she would refuse to have a loom or spinning wheel in the apartment. Even though she allowed that if we did renew our vows she would make a special place for the elderly women spinners who would just turn up at the feast.

Which caused me t think that weddings in an Urban Fantasy universe must present particular problems...

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