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Helpful Safety Hint...
Apr. 16th, 2007 05:17 pm
Note to Self Re: Washington Mutual.
Try not to ever get a severed artery in Washington Mutual, because by the time the staff decides that maybe they should notify the manager that there might be a problem that possibly could require calling 911, I will almost certainly have bled out and made a huge mess on the floor. I hate to think of how long it would take the janitorial staff to clean it up.
I waited a full hour for assistance, AFTER telling the staff that my car had been broken into and checks may be missing: "Write your name down, we'll call you". In that time my identity culd have been stolen a dozen times over, and my account drained to emulate Vice City for a day or pay for a trip to, I dunno, Burbank or something. I can only assume that this slowness of service was designed as a defense against bank robbers: by the time the criminal actually gets service, he will have either forgot why he came, or goten bored and wandered away.
Honestly, the only good thing about today is it only has 6.5 hours left to it.
Try not to ever get a severed artery in Washington Mutual, because by the time the staff decides that maybe they should notify the manager that there might be a problem that possibly could require calling 911, I will almost certainly have bled out and made a huge mess on the floor. I hate to think of how long it would take the janitorial staff to clean it up.
I waited a full hour for assistance, AFTER telling the staff that my car had been broken into and checks may be missing: "Write your name down, we'll call you". In that time my identity culd have been stolen a dozen times over, and my account drained to emulate Vice City for a day or pay for a trip to, I dunno, Burbank or something. I can only assume that this slowness of service was designed as a defense against bank robbers: by the time the criminal actually gets service, he will have either forgot why he came, or goten bored and wandered away.
Honestly, the only good thing about today is it only has 6.5 hours left to it.