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Evil Thought for the Week...
Jul. 23rd, 2007 06:51 pm
...or The Day, anyway.
I have on my desk a blue, brick-shaped, mylar wrapped package of Datrex Emergency Rations, whose replace by date was back in 2004. According to Everything2.com, they are probably still good for another five years, and quote, " taste and look suspiciously like a compressed brick of crumbs from an assortment of non-frosted 'Mother's' brand cookies". I am responsible for replacing these out-of date emergency rations. Seven packages. 126 ration bars.
On my desk I ALSO have a memo regarding my participation in the upcoming staff potluck. My team is responsible for desserts.
Would it be so wrong for me to unwrap the emergency rations and make them my contribution to the potluck?
I have on my desk a blue, brick-shaped, mylar wrapped package of Datrex Emergency Rations, whose replace by date was back in 2004. According to Everything2.com, they are probably still good for another five years, and quote, " taste and look suspiciously like a compressed brick of crumbs from an assortment of non-frosted 'Mother's' brand cookies". I am responsible for replacing these out-of date emergency rations. Seven packages. 126 ration bars.
On my desk I ALSO have a memo regarding my participation in the upcoming staff potluck. My team is responsible for desserts.
Would it be so wrong for me to unwrap the emergency rations and make them my contribution to the potluck?