My favorite slam on a book...

...comes from Gharlane of Eddore on Usenet back in 1992, regarding the book "The Terror from Planet Ionus":

"On behalf of the nation in which I live, I'd like to officially apologize
 to the entire world for this book, and express our regret at the loss
 of atmospheric oxygen caused by the sacrifice of the trees that were
 butchered to print this slop. "

So, does anyone else have a favorite critique that blisters paint?