The Worlds Worst Synopsis game!

Pretty much everyone has heard this truly awful movie synopsis: ""Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again." .  My attitude is, why should the fun stop thee?

So, for a boring Wednesday, here's the game: I'll come up with some bad, bad synopsies, and if anyone answer any, you can post your own.  Ready?  Go!


(Movie) "After a long hospital stay, a woman decides to visit some old friends and her daughter."

(Book/Movie/Etc.) An alien infiltrates Earth culture, and imposes his ideology on various entrepeneurs and businessmen. 

(Movie) "Two children interfere with a military archeological expedition, and indirectly cause the deaths of nearly everyone on the island."

(Movie)  A sorceress tries to gain her fortune by infiltrating a city and seducing a local inventor. 

(Book) A dwarf cop stalks a married woman.

(Book) A brilliant, troubled scientist reminisces about his school days, before being evicted from his island home.

(Movie) On his last night in New York, a young man has trouble reaching his girlfriend. 

(Book) A man committed to an institution escapes, takes a long drive, and decides to kill his brother.