New from Acme: the Pulse-Jet Bicycle

This seriously falls into the ''Darwin Awards" level of bad ideas: this inventor bolted a primitive jet engine on a bike, making it capable of going 50 mph on a flat road.   i have to give him credit though: aside from being gas guzzling, heavy, and probably unstable, it retains all the advantages of  a bicycle.  

No word on when the inventor is going to get around to putting JATO rockets on the bike, so it can actually take off.