Revealed: The Secret Language of Reviewers!

A while ago on Twitter, the group #lazycriticslexicon got together and described what reviewers and critics REALLY mean when they say certain phrases. I thought it would be helpful to copy it down to help with my attempts at reviewing, and now I'm sharing it with anyone else who might want to review books and um,  stuff. Follow this lexicon closely enough, and you may not need to write anything of your own in your reviews.

( The Secret Lexicon REVEALED! )

And there you have it.  Now you too can be a high-powered reviewer too!