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Mightygodking, previously known for his brilliant redubbing of the Marvel comics Civil War series and (NSFW) Ultimate Power, as well as the most dead-on snarky Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows review, has actually done some serious work.

For instance, he has written the Best Alternate Universe Beatles Story, EVER.

This isn't just fanfic. How good is it? Well, I got over my Beatles fan phase years ago, and still I wish this could have happened. Starting  from the real life event where Lorne Michaels offered the Beatles $30000 to appear on Saturday Night Live, real life event, we see a small change made, and then watch as the changes ripple out, and become larger and larger. And then at the end, we see the subtle twist that explains everything.

It's utterly brilliant. I recommend it highly.
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Recently on his livejournal, James Nicoll posited an interesting idea:


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In the Eyes of Amber review, I said (of a setting where only women could be starship crew) Given past history I wouldn't expect men to be affronted by an inability to be a spacer. I'd expect them to dismiss the entire profession as beneath them, in as much as it's dominated by women

So, what I'm wondering is, what if we looked at superpowers in terms of "woman's work"? Consider how "women's" jobs such as weaving or knitting or childcare or housekeeping have been largely regarded by male dominated society ( consider how recently it was that archaeologists actually started looking for evidence of things such as weaving). Now, how would a power, say flight, or FTL travel, or whatever be defined, if it was possessed only by women? James Nicoll's argument is that rather than changing the way women are regarded, the way the power would be regarded would conform to patriarchal society; it would be considered "unimportant woman's work", and the usage of it would be limited and confined. You could have women using the power, but the control over it would not be given to them.

So imagine that women started developing super powers oh, a couple hundred years ago, say back in the 18th century. We'll assume that they aren't totally overpowering Justice League level powers, but effective nonetheless.  My thought is that women could use those powers, sure, possibly even be paid to use them, but only in the societal context of male dominance. Use of those would be denigrated, dismissed, and controlled  through use of social opprobrium, the same way traditional work and "unfeminine" activities were.  Possibly the mere possession of those powers would be regarded as garish, unfeminine, and even immoral. Necessary of course, like the need for prostitutes for sailors, and a source for similarly titillating stories.  A stereotype of the perfect wife and mother who either has no powers or gives them up for domesticity would be promoted, and a woman who freely used her powers would be regarded as freakish as a female weightlifter or sharpshooter (yes, you'll notice that this does leave a degree of flexibility for women to use powers, either privately or publicly; historically there's been a gap between what women are told they should do, and what they actually do)

And then we move along, and say, somewhere in the 1930s or 40s, men start developing those powers. How would that change things? Well, men's powers would likely be seen as quantitatively different; stronger, and purer, and a distillate of men's nature. Men would be encouraged to use their powers and push their strength. Unlike women's powers, men's powers would be seen as IMPORTANT.

Now move the timeline up to the 1970s, with NOW, Gloria Steinham, and "I'm Cheryl: fly me".

Have fun.
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"Tonight on a Very Special Episode of THE PRISONER, Number 6 learns the True Meaning of Christmas* from his fellow prisoners.  Meanwhile, a young boy is sacrificed for the benefit of all, his lithe, nubile body maimed for the good of society.  Really.  "


*(Which is to buy stuff, and thereby defeat Communists, Homosexuals and Muslim Democrats!  So go out there and start spending money!  There's only 261 Shopping Days until Christmas, so don't be a Socialist, get out there and Buy!  Buy!  Buy!!!)

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When Clinton challenged Obama to a "Lincoln/Douglas style" debate, naturally Fox News had to report on this news tidbit.  And naturally they needed a spiffy graphic to back it up.  


This is what they came up with;





I suppose I should be happy they didn't choose Kirk Douglas.  Or maybe they were channeling news from a parallel universe where there was a Abraham Lincoln / Frederick Douglass debate?

Come to think of it, Fox News reporting from a parallel universe would explain a lot...

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There's been some mornings when I've been disappointed to realize I'm awake.   That realization can take  some time too, like today: I was gathering up my energy to go into the next room and type an address into the search engine, when I realized that no, there weren't any giant, bioengineered sheepdogs in reality.  I hadn't spotted one in the field on the opposite side of the gorge next to the university, and followed it.  And the effort I had spent to sneak around and read the company's web address off the side of the van was wasted.

Has anyone else had dreams that have lingered well into waking time, that refuse to release their reality quickly? 
roseembolism: (Nakedscience)
I don't know which of you primates out there was responsible for THIS distortion of the time stream, but you need to go and correct it, right now
I mean it!
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In spite of my natural cynicism about the custom, I still made some resolutions for the new year: lose weight, be more healthy, be more creative...

...I should have just gone for "Don't mis-set my alarm clock so that I wake up at 7:05 on a work day."

After the least romantic shared shower in my history, I was hurriedly shaving, when I noticed that my shaving can wasn't my normal "travel" sized can of Edge, but a extra-large sized one. My half-asleep mind considered the situation, and came up with a logical explanation- "AHA!" muttered I, "I must have slipped into a parallel universe. One where the clock was set differently, and I bought a large sized shaving cann of Edge." Given my state, it was a perfectly reasonable explanation...until I found the travel-sized can neatly packed in our travel toiletries kit. Either the changes in the parallel universe were VERY subtle, or RXM merely tidied up so I couldn't find anything.

It's definitely not a different enough parallel universe that I didn't have to go to work this morning- and the pile of papers at my desk looks suspiciously familiar. Still, I'm observing things carefully, looking for differences, just to be sure. I'll know for certain when my boss comes in tomorrow. If she has her teeth filed, it's parallel universe time.
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Sometimes I have the hunch I occasionally wander briefly into an odd parallel universe where things are distortions of their normal selves.

Take today for instance: while driving to work, My Lovely Wife and I heard the new Nine Inch Nails single "Only"...at least we thought it NIN. The singer sounded like Trent Raznor, and the lyrics seemed to be standard NIN nihilism...but the the music? Gone was NIN's usual ponderous, grinding techno beat, replaced by a rhythm that was upbeat, even sprightly. Our commentary:
"This...this sounds like a polka!"
"You're kidding."
"No really, all it needs is an accordion!"
"Maybe this is Weird Al in disguise?"
"Like Germs? No, that SOUNDS like Nine Inch Nails."

It's a truly eerie feeling to realize that Weird Al does Nine Inch Nails better than Trent Reznor does.

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